The Quest For The Perfect Partner- Ser Ilyn Payne

I'm introducing a micro-segment that I'm hoping to feature. "The Quest For The Perfect Partner" is really my way of looking at the world, through a singles eyes. Note, not all these people are real, some are film, TV or book characters and the odd one might actually be, you know, a person with a face.

To start: Ser Ilyn Payne, GoT.
I'm choosing not to include a picture from the series, because I'm basing this on the books.

Pros

1. Want a man that can lift you up and spin you around? Ser Ilyn's your guy! After years of wielding a headsman's sword, this guy has arm muscles to die for, get in there ladies!
2. He has a steady income! As headsman for the Lannisters he'll always have a job. They like to cut heads off do those Lannisters.
3. He can't talk! Ser Ilyn has no tongue! he'll never answer back and you won't be in for evenings of dreary conversation!

Cons

1. He has no tongue. Need I say more?