I will warn you that I've basically stolen this from cracked.com but my version will be much better.
1) A woman dressed as Wonder Woman is attacked by a tramp. What the hell? What mad person would take on Wonder Woman for heaven's sake? Well, a lady tramp in cowboy boots first punched Wonder Woman in the face, before attacking her with previously mentioned cowboy boots. Amazingly, guess who turns up? None other that Superman! Wow. Superman scared the lady tramp away and presumably he and Wonder Woman ran/flew/whatever into the sunset.
2) Security guard Luke Junior was wearing his Superman costume as part of a charity event
outside of a mall in Sheffield, and I give him man points for that to start with and even more man points are being sent his way as whilst wearing said Superman costume he spotted a shoplifter running from a shop. Cape billowing behind him, he leapt into action and foiled the shoplifter's evil plan by performing a citizens arrest on him until the police arrived. Go Superman!
3) Captain American and Batman save a cat from a burning building whilst entertaining a load of kids. Good deed for the day done.
If more people dressed up as superheroes and did wonderful things then undoubtedly the world would be a much more appealing place.
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